gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

I’m doing stand up comedy for the first time tonight!!!

I’m so excited!!!!!!

but also so nervous

but mostly SO EXCITED!!!

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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amischiefofmice:

orfs:

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stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit